Resepi Mudah Nasi Ayam.

Subject: Nasi Ayam Aidiladha (resepi yg mudah diikut)


Bahan2:

1 kilo jagung kering

1 periuk nasi semalam

Sedikit air


Cara membuatnya :

Gaul semua bahan hingga sebati

Lepas tu pergi ke reban ayam belakang rumah.

Kurr .....kurr ... Kurr .......

Siap dan hidangkan kepada beberapa ekor ayam.


Hidangan untuk 20 ekor ayam & 10 ekor anak ayam.

"Selamat Menyambut Aidul Adha!"

Chinese Detective

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese
detective... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:
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Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He
kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she.
She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,
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