September 05, 2008

Happiest Hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,
"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied : "Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life."

September 03, 2008

Break off

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEHnya....
Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat... surat tu macam ni bunyinya:

My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.

I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don't trust you
again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. Now i know you correct correct play wood three. so,i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.

I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, i break off to go far from here. I don't want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you.I don't want banana to fruit two times ....

Safe walk .......


September 01, 2008

Plain Lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said;
"Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English - what is wrong with me?"

"Well, in plain English", the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay..." said the man. "Now give me the really complicated medical term so that I can tell my wife."