November 12, 2009

Chinese Detective

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese
detective... The cheapest one he could find.

This is his report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He
kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she.
She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

No fee,

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