Happiest Hour

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,
"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied : "Yes, honey, that was indeed the happiest hour of my married life."

Break off

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEHnya....
Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat... surat tu macam ni bunyinya:

Hi,
My motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.

I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she together at town with eyes myself. You always ask for apology back back. I don't trust you
again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. Now i know you correct correct play wood three. so,i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.

I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, i break off to go far from here. I don't want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you.I don't want banana to fruit two times ....

Safe walk .......

Tijah

Plain Lazy

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said;
"Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English - what is wrong with me?"

"Well, in plain English", the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay..." said the man. "Now give me the really complicated medical term so that I can tell my wife."

Shut-up

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog of course . At least it will shut up after you let him in!

Three Children

A couple had three children.
Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.

One day the hubby got suspicious and asked: "Are the third child really mine? "

" Yes, dear, " replied the wife, " .......... but the other two are not. "

McDonald's love story...

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking: "Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink. The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered, "THE TEETH"

The Marriage is...

How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.