Stupid Question With The Smart Answers

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon?

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend: ...And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher: Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

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